Government of California is Hiring

The Government of California, in-cooperation with the City of Toronto are hiring in Ontario.

The position requires stealth, health and good karma. Applicants will be asked to analyze rail graffiti along old lines regarding the theft of pharmaceutical secrets, internal bank security procedures, personal invasive surveillance technology, forensic police knowledge of fire department code and real estate fraud in Canada. Minorities and the disabled are encouraged to apply.

Good knowledge of both World Trade Center bombings, including knowledge of the networked eras of crime of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and Osama Bin Laden are required.

Email your resume or fax to 916-558-3160. Compensation will be provided at a yearly rate of $89,650USD.